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p e d e r t a s t i c

Welcome to the Uranian revolution. Me: white femme trans man. Content: slash, fandom, Wincest, anti-oppression, general androphilia
Jul 23 '14

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Jul 23 '14
tinaj2:

Go here
We’ve fallen behind!

tinaj2:

Go here

We’ve fallen behind!

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Jul 23 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

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Jul 23 '14
excessunrated:

stellarvisionary:

lilspaceking:

tan-the-man:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

But, why?

This is fucken hilarious.

Maybe it’s bath salts coloring the water? Coloring to indicate different water temperature?
Not everything is about gender in marketing, you know.

Then that man is just coincidentally happy in his cold bath next to this women who is not actually his hetero life mate.And she is also coincidentally happy in her warm bath next to the man who is a near-stranger, but just happens to really love social-but-distinctly-separate cold baths.The colours, commonly used to indicate gender in advertising, are a total coincidence. These people, of no clear relation, just happen to respectively enjoy warm and cold baths, and need that temperature to be obviously and wordlessly communicated to the other party involved. They clink their glasses to affirm that the temperatures of their baths have been successfully communicated.

excessunrated:

stellarvisionary:

lilspaceking:

tan-the-man:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

But, why?

This is fucken hilarious.

Maybe it’s bath salts coloring the water? Coloring to indicate different water temperature?

Not everything is about gender in marketing, you know.

Then that man is just coincidentally happy in his cold bath next to this women who is not actually his hetero life mate.
And she is also coincidentally happy in her warm bath next to the man who is a near-stranger, but just happens to really love social-but-distinctly-separate cold baths.
The colours, commonly used to indicate gender in advertising, are a total coincidence. These people, of no clear relation, just happen to respectively enjoy warm and cold baths, and need that temperature to be obviously and wordlessly communicated to the other party involved. They clink their glasses to affirm that the temperatures of their baths have been successfully communicated.

(Source: cleancore)

120,201 notes (via yoshikuroi & cleancore)Tags: reblogged mainly for the last comment i am so amused

Jul 23 '14
  • regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

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Jul 22 '14

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Jul 22 '14

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Jul 21 '14

city-ghost:

Radfems wanna talk shit about how trans women are “socialized differently” from cis women. But non-white women are socialized differently from white women; Indigenous women are socialized differently from non-Indigenous women. Poor women are socialized differently from rich women. Women are socialized differently because they are raised in all kinds of environments with all kinds of privileges and disadvantages—it doesn’t negate their identity as a woman.

Like, you don’t get to fucking pick and choose whose gender identity is invalid because of a different upbringing. If I told a white woman that she isn’t a woman because she grew up white, cis, and rich, then these people would attack the fuck out of me. But they’re somehow allowed to decide that AMAB women aren’t women.

(Source: witchy-moomin)

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Jul 20 '14

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Jul 20 '14

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Jul 20 '14

friendlytroll:

astrakiseki:

prokopetz:

mikhailvladimirovich:

bogleech:

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN

YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.

A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT

humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.

REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD.

WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE

WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY

THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES.

HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS

WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.

HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE

OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD

More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase “healthy as a horse” to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. There’s mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; it’s called pursuit predation. Basically, we’re the Terminator.

(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That’s why we use them for hunting. And even then, it’s only “sort of”.)

Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:

  • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.
  • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that’s not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn’t necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
  • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren’t pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but they’re highly functional.
  • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.

In essence, we’d be Space Orcs.

I do hope you realize I’m going to be picking up this stuff and running with it right? 

Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place. 

We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps. 

And by god, we will eat anything. 

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Jul 20 '14

*eats you out as a friend*

thedustincarpenter:

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

gives u a dickin’ and runs crying into the night

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Jul 20 '14

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Jul 19 '14

x

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Jul 19 '14

soulmatesam:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

thank you science side

(but 4srs it’s because, in nature, water that’s warm has usually been sitting stagnant in the sun, and is therefore more likely to have bacteria/parasites in it; but if you have cold water it’s usually just come out of snowmelt or an underground spring and it’s less likely to kill you) 

14,762 notes (via soulmatesam & batmansymbol)Tags: i'm not actually science side of tumblr i just know that 1 thing