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p e d e r t a s t i c

Welcome to the Uranian revolution. Me: white femme trans man. Content: slash, fandom, Wincest, anti-oppression, general androphilia
Oct 20 '14
beautifuloutlier:

prokopetz:

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep
here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 


i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.
Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.
(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

There’s a lot of good academic discussion about chromophobia in modern Western aesthetics and how it links to colonialism.

beautifuloutlier:

prokopetz:

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

There’s a lot of good academic discussion about chromophobia in modern Western aesthetics and how it links to colonialism.

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14
shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh
my
god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14

unamusedsloth:

Can you differentiate which ones are irony?

(Source: unamusedsloth)

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Oct 19 '14
luciferofficial:

snazzydrew:

beallmysinsrememberd:

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

i want to learn all of these things

The devil seems like a swell guy.

you’re damn right i am

luciferofficial:

snazzydrew:

beallmysinsrememberd:

breathinginthestarlight:

quirkieness:

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.

i want to learn all of these things

The devil seems like a swell guy.

you’re damn right i am

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Oct 19 '14
simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 19 '14
blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:


Halls has no chill

b y e

oh
my
god

blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

oh

my

god

(Source: waveseason)

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Oct 19 '14

etlabetes asked:

I just want some creepy winking gifs. :D

nbchannibal:

I don’t think this is creepy or winking. Alas…

gif by jhnmclghln

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Oct 19 '14

boohaanigram:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

 getting your crush’s attention like

image

when they still don’t pay attention to you

image

when they finally notice you

image

FU C K

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Oct 19 '14

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